Oriental bank of commerce!!!!
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This screwed up bank has absolutely one branch in the whole of
This morning I had to travel around 20 kms from my house in search of this eminent bank.
U turns, wrong turns, jumping the red lights, asking every single guy on the road as in all this was just nothing compared to what’s mentioned in the address, which is directioned in such a beautiful and intelligent way that a common stupid and timid boy like me is bound to overlook the bank even if it is present right in front of me . Though it was just a turn away, but I like a fool traveled 20 kms extra. But that really doesn’t make much of a difference coz petrol in
Now finally Mr. Almighty showered his angel on me and the guy finally told me the exact position of the bank when I was 10 kms away!!!!
Welcome to OBC!!!!!
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Bank o bank…. My dear bank……
With the cashier absent and a person all lost in his stupid nonsense, eating tobacco or kharra and his mouth filled with the red material…spitting in a weird way in the dustbin adjacent….aaagghhhrrrr!!!!
Finally Mr. Cashier came and I who came first was standing 5th in the queue to deposit the money in the account of my sweetheart!!!!
Love actually you see….!!!!
When you are in love you do things which you never think of doing in a lifetime, or things which you hate….STANDING IN THE QUE!!!!!
Then came the best part I went to SBI to get my FMS form and the old man sitting out there unmoved of my presence kept on babbling to his age old girlfriend, exactly the same way as we talk to our girlfriends, actually now I realize how irritating that can get at times, ahmm , the way we talk to our girlfriends, not talking to our girlfriends!!!!
So many times, I mean so many times he tried to take his gaze away from me, but I like a determined ant stuck to my path and followed the trajectory and finally with a look of angst he slammed his govt. phone down and asked with extreme diginty,” WHAT IS IT????
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I was truly obliged by this gesture, showing off my close-up ivory teeth I checked about my form and was directed by the dedicated and ideal old man to the respective counter.
OBC!!!OBC!!!OBC!!!!
I was just filling the form when a guy came up, I guess I forgot his name(or I won’t like to mention it here) a nice guy , he wore addidas sandals, LEE jeans, jockey underwear, and I forgot the brand of the T-shirt.(this is not inspired by “Dostana” plz!!!)
He asked me about the form and then informed me that he is paying just 1/4th the price which I was paying because of the above reason.
Oh lucky you….!!!
I smiled and made my exit , possessing a non branded jeans, loose shirt, spark sandals (that’s a brand ehh…the range starts at 550 and ends at 550 :)) ya I did possess a jockey and Ray ban shades which I didn’t wear while I was in the bank......only the shades haan....)
Do you think I am going to right more……..lolz!!!!!
Samajhdar ko ishara hi kafi hai!!!!!!
have a nice day!!!!!
